Forgetting can become a Chargable Offence

It’s really a load of bat shit if you forget anything of great importance. We all have this habit of giving out this excuse that we forget this, or forget that just to lessen our punishment or use it as an excuse since finding one is hard to begin with.

Well, there is something I forgot…and it speaks mass importance. Forgetting this may cost me having a decent vulgar life. I forgot something so important that if I don’t mend this issue, I may be arrested. No, this is not sarcasim, and this is no joke.

What did I forget?

Well, I was thinking about my next big project for my blog in regards to relationships when Ruby, a family member of ours and also our indonasian maid gave me a letter. I was sitting on my nice and new confortable arm chair as I rip the letter open. Since the letter had the word “Government” on it, I assumed it was the Army calling me up for enlistment. I was guessing the date and venue, or probably the BN day.
(BN) = Somthing like reporting for one day to recieve some jack shit lame ass news and updates on our next in-camp.

So there I was, sexily opening my stupid letter and reading the contents. Then that is what shocked me beond belief.

 

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1. While you were subjected to Military Law, you have committed or (<-??) reasonably suspected of having commited an offence of: ABSENCE WITHOUT OFFICIAL LEAVE FROM Bn DAY ON 15 JULY 08 under section 22(1) of the Singapore Arm Forces Act (CAP) 295, an offence triable by a subordinate Military Court or by a Disciplinary Officer.

2. Under the circumstances, you are required to report to the undersigned at (blah blah blah blah blah blah blah) <–Confidential information I feel

3. You will be given the opportunity to state your case concerning the charge against you and you will be required to furnish any reasonable justification to substantiate your position.

4. You are advised that if you fail to turn up at the appointed time, a warrant of arrest will be issued against you.

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Okay so i was kind of startled by that letter. I started to feel like that Mas Selamat man. I’m now between the line of DB (detention barracks) and freedom.

*Sigh* this is what I get for looking forward eagerly to reservice. I get a charge letter for not coming to some stupid meeting I didn’t recall having. So I took my phone and called the Customer Service center or something and seriously navigating by phone is fucking irritating and annoying. That stupid 24/7 automated voice telling me to dial certain numbers to get to what service I want to use. Like, 1 for SAF NS man, 2 for Pre Enlistees…I was like huh? Aren’t this both overall the same bunch? I enlist…to be a SAF NS MAN? Whatever man. I had to called six times, SIX FUCKING TIMES to choose different options and navigate my way like some stupid phone maze just to finally get to that damn Customer Service which I don’t even know if it is the right place to talk about my situation. Wasted 15 dog years just trying to get to something I don’t even know if would work or no.

At the same time I check the NS man online portal which I last visited some time back early this year to “I think” confirm my next re-service this coming December. I never visited back since. So yeah, they did send me an online letter for my Bn Day when I revisit to check, but I never checked that anyway. I mean…who does? The website is so difficult to navigate I practically gave up hope just trying to use it to sign up for IPPT. Anyway, ya, so I manage to call through and after about 20 minutes of checks, confirmation and so on, it turns out that I did acknowledge the Bn Day…AND the December re-service at the same time? What really caught me is…how the hell can I forget something like this? I mean, I remember the December Re-service so how the hell can I forget the Bn Day?

Is it possible that I acknowledge both at the same time, believing BOTH of them were the December Re-service? Well, I don’t know man.  But if I really did forget, then fuck me. They requested a “FURNISH” statement that can cover my ass. Okaaaay? So what, do I have to lie? I can’t you know. Oh my god, it sucks being a man. Torn between honesty, pride and ego over a shameless help-myself–by-lying thought.

Well, I can’t say I’m not worried, but I can say I’m pissed off that this is happening. I’m really concern…not the charge but am I that fucking forgetful? Did I really forget? Well, alive and well or not, will be determined on the 26th of August 08. When that day comes, may the god of shit really pull me out of this shit.

Dating For Men: Budget

I don’t quite know if men have a problem with this the most. They treat women with grace but they do’t do the same for their wallet? Why?

No seriously. However, this tip of mine is not for everyone because this tip really boils down to WHAT kind of woman you are dating. But in the end also comes down to the kind of guy you are when dating.
Most guys I know DON’T want to restrict themselves in spending for their girlfriend. Most guys, like yourselves have adopt this thinking that if you don’t spend a lot on a date, the girl will think you’re cheap.
But I’ll be frank here. Most guys I know will always complain about having not enough money, or finding a survival guide to survive the next date, and some even work harder just to support going out with their girlfriend. Sure it’s nice, but it’s down-right stupid and I’m not joking.

So You know what this tip is about? It’s making you the CHEAPEST SHIT you can be in dating.
…now now, hear me out. You may be thinking that this is going to be pointless but I’m I can promise you it won’t be by the time you finish reading this. There is a good reason why you should be cheap and by using this tip, you will kill two birds with one stone.

Step 2: Knowing your Budget
If there is one training I received that I could be thankful for, is how a friend would give me $20 SGD and tell me to spend only that amount for a date the first time I had to train for this. Seriously, I know the feeling.

Standing beside me is the girl I like, and we’re out walking, window shopping and talking, the date was in a city, not the kind of place you’d bring $20 with you. However, I manage to pull it off and I’m going to tell you HOW. Be it in the city, or in a local community, any man will HAVE the urge to spend more then $20 SGD for a girl in hopes to impress her by buying her food, buying her cute accessories like hand phone chains (which is totally pointless and useless) and seriously lah, we all know guys like you buy a bunch of really totally useless and pointless stuff.

OKAY! Step 2. Budget. It’s the most basic and the hardest to control where-as Planning is hard because men are lazy. Budget is hard because of pride and ego, the need to impress. But seriously man, don’t grow brains the size of golf balls can? Think ahead, and think beyond today for another date. Teenagers especially have the tendency to spend a lot for pretty girls. Spending and PAYING for girls like dolls, clubbing entries, jewellery. But guys, can you fuckers at least think about yourself first?

Promise you Use my money wisely!?

Budget in dating comes with thinking about yourself FIRST, then the girl. How much do you need to survive the month ahead before your next payroll? Calculate your expenses and your needs. That includes how much you have to save…which none of you toots do anyway. So go ahead and die for your future for all I care, you dim-witted Buffaloes. Once you calculate you expenses, and have spare cash, that’s the money range you are going to use to date you girl. However, spare cash can also be a lot of cash. So to keep dating to it’s minimum.

 

However, when you are trying to keep in control, one of the best ways to save money is to do Step 1: Planning.

That’s why Planning your outing and calculating you budget are two steps that must be done at the same time. When you are looking for proper dating spots, at the same time, look out for makan spots also that serves good food and something you and your girlfriend have not tried. New locations, different sense of style in your outings, and finding unique and cheap spots is all important. Money don’t grow on trees

Money dun grow on trees, you dog!

If you are in doubt of where you want to go, get a copy of Singapore Sights that can be found in Times Bookshop, or go to this link http://www.singaporesights.com/70 . Though updates in this site are slow, I sometimes get my ideas from there. Even with events being held in Singapore, get ideas, and go visit those places. Even when events are held in where you have chosen to pick for your date doesn’t mean you should focus on the events. LOOK and use your fucking eyes and also observe for future possible dating sites in around that area that is cheaper cost for you and your gal. There are so many cheap spots yet with great sensation perfect for dating everywhere. You can save so much money.

But you know whats the greatest thing about being a penny-saver? If you can be optimistic, and enthusiastic about always sticking to your budget, and letting you gal know, she may come to respect the fact that you think ahead, and behind every woman’s mind they are always thinking about whether you can support a future family. If the woman insist you spend like no tomorrow, my advise, dump her. You deserve better. Being a penny-saver lets you see what kind of girl you have and if she is thinking for your well-being as well. So think it through. I’ll cover more on budget some other time.

 

The next tip will be up soon. It focuses on the day of the date, after you plan you budget and your plan is executed. Its going to be long, but one thing I can assure you…is that it determines how much a decent girl would appreciate you after that.

Dating for Men: PLANNING

Yeah, dating or even planning. Not something you male are probably good at. You may think you know, but I bet you don’t. Of course, some of you guys may disagree with me because I mean, you can be telling yourself behind the computer now “I’m having a wonderful relationship with my girlfriend now. So what you say is wrong!”

Ya well, whatever. I haven’t even gotten to the point yet and I’m already getting told off in your arrogant minds. So about dating. It’s important, and not something to be taken lightly. Yet every time I go out I always see men and women out on a special date but just doesn’t seem exciting at all. In fact, I could tell from the young pretty ladies that deep down they’re feeling rather bored, but because they love the handsome hunk beside them, they bare with it. But such endurance will only destroy the relationship in the long term.

So today, I am going to personally give my own tips for dating. The basics of the basics, the must-know steps when going out on a date. A lot of girls have different personalities, so my beautiful million dollar tips won’t work on all girls. My type of girls must be tall, decent, a little sporty would be a bonus, casual wear is good, want to wear sexy, i also can accept leh…*snaps back to reality* Ok, so here are my basic tip for dating a woman.

 

Step 1: Plan your Date
The first and MUST DO step, but the only one that most guys are too lazy to think because brains now grows in the asses due to down-breaking of genetic relationship failures from the family tree! Father sucks at dating, son also suck at dating, son become father and father suck at dating still, son suck at dating more. So how this donkeys even got a wife, thank god blind people existed!

Always plan your date no matter how small or big it may be. By planning, you stimulate your mind with what you know you have to do. Nothing pleases a woman more then to have her handsome man outside with her, knowing exactly what he’s doing, where he’s going and what special restaurant he has in store for her. Most women love mystery, and they definitelylove surprises. If you can even surprise your girlfriend genuinely or the woman you have the hots for, then thank the lucky stars, that’s a bonus 50 points to her Like-Him or not Rating System. By planing, you know what you are doing, by knowing what you are doing, the more confiedent you are when you are out with her, the more confident you are, the more the woman starts getting attracted to you. Planning is the basics, and ANYONE knows it, but in natural instincts, we do it without thinking long and we don’t put alot of effort because you guys don’t see how much value a date is to a woman.

I use to plan a date for this one special friend of mine. It took me one week to plan everything out. It was a special date nearing Christmas last year on 2007, so extra effort was required to make sure it was perfect. I explored possible dating sites, checked out up-coming events and resturants I’d like to bring her to, the budget and made a hand-made gift. When the date came on the actual day on the 24th, it was no doubt…the greatest Christmas I ever had, and I knew she was very happy, and didn’t mind going out with me on the 25th when I asked her again.

Enough about myself, so back to the issue at hand. Before I go to step 2 on my next post, understand the meaning of Dating first. Meeting everyday, going out and seeing things, that’s not dating. That’s just meeting up, catching up you can call it. Dating is something you put 200% effort in to impress the opposite sex. Going out is something even a monkey can plan, so I won’t cover that…yet. Dating is special, its meant to be unique and something truly special for you and your partner to remember always, and planning your date should never ever EVER stop, even after marriage.

Most men work hard to fish the woman of their dreams, but start to slack off the moment the woman have decided to be with them. Yes, men are fucking lazy as they are like Hippos in the mud. Balls SO heavy can’t even fucking move their legs properly. The only thing that can keep a relationship standing is Love, and love is blind. Thus women foolishly in love would rather endure and put up with this sad pathetic excuse of a man and just love him for who he is and all that morale crap load of shit. This is the bloody truth to your fucking donkeys! If you can’t be bothered to make a date so special for your girl, then don’t even bother dating them. Stop torturing them for Lucifer’s sake. Cherish the woman you love and give her a day to truly remember. Sure I’m sure some of you can make your current partner happy with all the special days you have given her. Some of you did well, some of you fuck it up so bad you lost confidence, but even more so, I know majority of men fail over the minority that did well. So to those who fail or think you don’t know what you are doing wrong, here is the basic step to knowing your error. So always plan you dates…

 Remember that.

 

Happy National Day to everyone. May your relationship lives grow to a new level with a stronger bond after tonight.

WCG 04, a moment of nightmare…then onward to 2008

I am horrified the first time I entered World Cyber Games 2004. It was the peak of my period and one of the greatest moments of my gaming history. To step into the stage where I can pit my skills against the top players of Singapore. I was excited, pleased, high, and goosebumps were crawling all over my body…oh wait, that’s just my beautiful slim muscles.

But to tell you WCG 2004 as it is, it was bad, real baaaaaaaad to the bone. Everything was way off and my experience for excitement was blown down like a shotgun housing explosive magnum rounds shot to my dick at point-blank range. The experience…WAS FUCKING HORRIBLE! Ever since that fucking day where my childhood was destroyed and tainted like a man raping me, I have never ever expected anything more from WCG ever since. Don’t get me wrong, WCG is great…in other parts of the world. Believe me, I’ve seen the videos, they were AWESOME just watching… but in SG, I feel they do it not for the passion of the gamers joy in competing but for the money. They were trying so hard to make money with minimal cost with the shit load of fuck they were doing.  Lousy services, horrid mis-matches, judges who are lame and don’t know what they hell they were doing, referees who aren’t confident in their decisions or handling parent concerns, time matches all totally not on schedule…and we weren’t even late, Jesus Christ.. Even in the preliminaries was totally screwed to the ground. Isn’t Preliminaries something like having easy matches and building your way up toward tougher opponents? How they could they put a innocent child up against a super duper advanced player in Halo 1 (someone I knew, thats why). What the fuck was that about? It’s just a game for these kids, have mercy for fucks sake. To top it off, they couldn’t even send they’re top TWO players to represent Singapore where-as other countries could even send up to the TOP 5 of their best players from almost each category of games to represent their country. Talk about being low-down and selfishly cheap for the SG gaming community. Fuck me! I was embarrassed….in the name of Singapore I was embarrassed FOR THEM!

It was so bad, I was sick of it. But now, the time draws today where I will step into the stage once more this time not as a competitor, but a critic to WCG. To do my work and see how much they have improved the past 4 years and get some feed-back from the local community of what they think of WCG this year compared to the ones before. Till then, wait up for my next update. May god have mercy on my soul and not poison me of a fucked up useless piece of crap again.

When your send a comment to a blog…

There’s a lot of blogs I read out of boredom sometimes and one thing I noticed in local blogs is “comments”.

Actually, I notice people don’t leave their names (which they are ashamed to have) only when they comment in blogs that contains content they strongly disagree or if its actually someone they know in real life…just not so close together lah.

What do I label these people who hide behind a comment but no name? I call these useless, cowardly pieces of dog shit….well…useless cowardly pieces of dog shit then.

There is such thing as a freedom of speech and it’s true that when a person vent his or her anger in his blog about his or her recent experience, not everyone will agree to it. But I do want to make one say in this whole matter. No matter how much you disagree or agree, have some fucking balls as big as marbles (at least) and leave your real name with your comments so that the bloggers know who you are. That’s respect between both sides for taking each other seriously.  Don’t hide behind a computer name and hope that your lousy words of wisdom will drill into the heads of Bloggers. It’s pointless, and useless and more or less unethical in a Blogger’s view.

I remember myself when I use to send a comment and not leaving my name behind because of fear or something about not wanting to cause a fight. Especially when you or I are sending a comment to our local community. From my experience, I can say one thing. No one gives a dinosaur dung about any disagreement in your part. No comments should be respected if the sender cannot respect the Blogger by giving his or her name.
That is why Mr LEE Kuan Yew  was one of he longest running Prime Minister before Mr LEE Hsien Loong took over and due to the lack of Singapore having any bowling balls to open their mouth is why our lovely Ministers of Singapore is still alive and improving our GST rates. (Still, maybe they have their reasons. Won’t know unless I’m in their shoes.)

So before I wrap it up, shut the fuck up about putting up comments, if you have no guts to reveal yourself. If what you say is so right, then anyone can respect it. But hiding your identity disown every shit you say and no longer means a thing. So get your acts together, find your fucking marbles, glue them below your tiny dick and then make a comment and put up your name.

Show some respect to the bloggers, and put some pride in what you say, for fuck sakes.

My Geeky Blog, your Bloody Nightmare

Wah LAO!!!! I am torn between fine english and fine singlish!!!!! Which to use for this blog? I dunno I dunno I dunno! *Sob*

You see ah, I have spent many years speaking good proper english and its on extreme occasions do I even use singlish. Maybe at most basic singlish like “Ah”, “hor”, “leh”, aiya, you know, those typical singlish lingos that sound like some1 having hardcore sex when said as a singular word. Hmm.. “ah” “ah”…bwa ha ha, that was funny. Really sound like woman having orgasim or something.

*ahem*  But honestly I don’t even know how to spell some of this singlish lingos man. No shit I’m dead fucking serious.
I may be a Singaporean but hell do I even know how to spell (higher-advanced) singlish phrases. I spent too much time speaking fine english now I don’t even know how to speak fine singlish. It’s a little irritating!!

Aiya, I’ll figure it out lah. Maybe I’ll mix both depending on the current affairs and topics I intend to cover about everyday. If you toots got any suggestions, well dun just freaking come, read and leave. At least “cum” read and leave a comment. Singlish, English, or both mix together? Suggestions, suggestions, suggestions, please, I’d appreciate it if you have a suggestion to help me out.

Oh ya, how rude of me. Welcome to my blog. Thank you, thank you, I know why you are here. My beautiful sexy charming and charismatic self has drawn attention to your 7th sense known as the (check Naruto-> )Chakra sense, thus, drawing you slowly like a moth to a flame to my beautiful and humble blog. Yes that must be it. Aiya, don’t feel shy lah. See your face blushing already. Ha ha. It’s fresh and its new. I am your’s truly the Geeky Prince of SG. Your one and only, your great and mighty, and the most huggable man you’d want to avoid hugging.

I just like to say that I love expressing myself and I think its also high time people like me get more exposure to everything around me. Honestly I don’t really know much about Singapore myself. I am serious. Ask me how to go here, go there, where is this, where is that I tell you confirm dunno how to go. Zzzzz, yes, I have every right to be ashamed as a Singaporean, but sadly, I don’t. Still, from now on, I am going to take one big leap forward until my asshole tear open and shit shoots out and rockets my through the roof. So join me from down under (under my shitting ass) and let my growth be a learning experience for all you donkeys and clowns out there. Sha ha ha. You will hear from me soon, till then, dream and fantasize about me. Don’t worry, it’s not shameful to think about me even if you had a boyfriend for you gals out there.